"Ere, 'ere. Why did the wizard take 'is 'ousekeeper jogging with 'im? 'Cos it was good for 'is elf!"
Comedic Female Gargoyle[src]

"Why did the wizard take his housekeeper jogging with him?" is the opening line of a joke. The joke is a play on the words "health" and "elf". The Comedic Female Gargoyle used to tell this joke to people who passed by her.[1]


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