Hear this out to the end, would ya?
I conjured a rather crazy idea, but what if Rolf Scamander… wait for it… is actually a grown-up Rolf from legendary Cartoon Network TV cartoon, Ed, Edd n Eddy!? It would explain why the country that Ed, Edd n Eddy-version Rolf hails from is unknown to the regular world and why he possesses some extremely uncanny traditions, as well as the most unnatural cuisine. Not to mention qualities which would only make sense if he had some magic running through his veins. For example, in the episode "Cry Ed," he has claimed to witness a meatball, which possesses a bloodcurdling scream, stalking his goat in the middle of the night. A stalker-meatball with a blood-curdling scream? Sounds like some magical creature that hails from a magical world, possibly on…