Orange Potter: the main protagonist of this spoof and The Annoying Orange series. He is a parody of Harry He is somewhat annoying, due to the show's name, Annoying Orange. He is an anthropomorphic orange. Pear Weasley: the deuteragonist of the spoof and the series. Pear is somewhat similar to Ron. He is an anthropomorphic pear. Passiony Granger: the tritagonist of the spoof. Passiony is somewhat similar to Hermione. She is an anthropomorphic passion fruit. Moldywarts: the main antagonist. He is a moldy anthropomorphic apple. It is unknown how he became moldy. He is very similar to Voldemort.
Snapefruit: Snapefruit is a character very similar to Snape. He is an anthropomorphic grapefruit. Grandpa Lemondore: Grandpa Lemondore is a character similar to Albus Dumbledore, except he is very sleepy. He is an anthropomorphic lemon.