The Toadstool Tales
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- "Mrs. Bloxam took a variety of old stories, including several of Beedle's, and rewrote them according to her ideals, which she expressed as "filling the pure minds of our little angels with healthy, happy thoughts, keeping their sweet slumber free of wicked dreams, and protecting the precious flower of their innocence."
- —Albus Dumbledore on Mrs. Bloxam's goal of writing the books.[src]
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Adaption of "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot"
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- "Then the little golden pot danced with delight- hoppitty hoppitty hop! - on its tiny rosy toes! Wee Willykins had cured all the dollies of their poorly tum-tums, and the little pot was so happy it filled up with sweeties for Wee Willykins and the dollies!"
- —An extract of Beatrix Bloxam's version of The Wizard and the Hopping Pot in The Toadstool Tales
Among these adaptions were a "pure and precious" reworking of "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot", the last paragraph of which contains nausea-inducing nonsense about "Wee Willykins" curing her "dollies" of their "poorly tum-tums", and then giving them sweeties, reminding them to brush their "teethy-pegs", and promising to help the dollies and no longer be an "old grumpy-wumpkins".
Reaction by Wizarding childrenEdit
The Toadstool Tales were universally loathed by children, and were eventually banned, presumably by the Ministry of Magic because they had a tendency to induce uncontrollable retching in the children who read them, as well as an immediate demand to "have the book taken from them and mashed into pulp".[3]
Behind the scenesEdit
This would appear to be an individual with inclinations much like those of Thomas Bowdler, the Muggle who, in 1807, published The Family Shakespeare, a reworking of the Bard designed not to offend delicate sensibilities. Mr. Bowdler's contribution to history, however, was the eponymous "to bowdlerise", meaning, essentially, to eviscerate a text in a futile attempt to remove all violent or sexual imagery and yet maintain some degree of story.
AppearancesEdit
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (video game) (Mentioned on a Famous Wizard Card)
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (video game) (Mentioned on a Famous Wizard Card)
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (video game) (Mentioned on a Famous Wizard Card)
- The Tales of Beedle the Bard (Mentioned only)
- Pottermore (Mentioned on a Famous Wizard Card)
Notes and referencesEdit
- ↑ Beatrix Bloxam's Famous Wizard Card
- ↑ The Tales of Beedle the Bard (real)
- ↑ Beatrix Bloxam's Famous Wizard Card
