That's right, me, not some boring old Head of Herbology. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defence League, and five-time-winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award -- but I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at her!
Now, if you've come here, then presumably you know all about me. If so, then why not take a little quiz to test your knowledge? If, however, you're not feeling quite ready (and there is a lot to know) then just read up with my collected works, which include ever useful Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests, as well as thrilling tales like Travels with Trolls & Year with a Yeti, not to mention my bestselling autobiography, Magical Me!
So, remember, celebrity is as celebrity does, and never forget-- when I was twelve, I was just as much of nobody as you are now, reading this! Just keep at it and maybe someday you, too, will need a stack of signed photos wherever you go!