Should this technically be moved to Welcoming feast? -Smonocco 11:49, July 30, 2010 (UTC)
Couldn't we find a more cheerful opening?
I vote for 1991, "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts. Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!", or in 1994, when he said "Tuck In!" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wonka2011 (talk • contribs).
I just reread that " their greatest weapon is you. Just something to think about. Now, off to bed. Pip-pip."
their greatest weapon is you --Their means the castle's walls but could mean the Dark Forces ;-
- I dunno. You have a point, but I find the ending of the current quote quite amusing. ProfessorTofty 03:10, October 3, 2011 (UTC)