I have several problems to point out with this article; it says that Colonel Fubster is presumably a fellow dog breeder, employee, associate or relative of Marjorie Dursley. This should be changed to simply saying that he is her neighbor, as Jo said on her site. The article also states that he disposes of weak puppies, suggesting his is at least moderately cruel. It is common practice among dog breeders to dispose of undesirable pups when they are young; the breeders don't necessarly enjoy doing it, but its more humane then to let them go about deformed or whatnot. My last contradiction is that it says he and Marge are "friends", but this is never directly stated, and Jo said on her website that he was unlucky to live next to her, possibly suggesting that he is not her friend, but nearly pushed about by her bullying demeanor. --Parodist 00:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

I've overhauled the article to remove speculation and bring it in line with known canonical information. Starstuff (Owl me!) 03:25, 15 August 2009 (UTC)