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This story was a story about some American plumbers. Muggle Mr. Mason knew this story and when he and his wife came to 4 Privet Drive to discuss Vernon Dursley's new collection of drills, Petunia Dursley claimed that she had been dying to hear it.

Behind the scenesEdit

• In the film adaption of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets it was Vernon who told a joke about some plumbers which cannot be considered canon as it seems to be a replacement.
• It is possible, however unknown, that this story was somewhat like the joke.

AppearancesEdit

• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets