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This article is about the Muggle who lived in Ilfracombe. You may be looking for Dirk Cresswell.

"Dodgy" Dirk was a Muggle who lived in Ilfracombe. He witnessed the Ilfracombe Incident in 1932, when a Common Welsh Green dragon descended upon a crowded beach, but somehow managed to avoid the mass Memory Charm subsequently placed on most Muggle observers. For at least forty years afterward, "Dodgy" Dirk frequented bars along the south coast of England, talking about the day a "dirty great flying lizard" poked a hole in his lilo. Blenheim Stalk mentioned this in his 1972 book Muggles Who Notice.

Appearances

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (First appearance)

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-'''"Dodgy Dirk"''' is the nickname of a [[Muggle]] who is believed to have witnessed the [[Ilfracombe Incident]], and somehow avoided the mass [[Memory Charm]] placed on witnesses.  To this day, "Dodgy Dirk" can be found in bars along the South Coast of England talking about the day a "dirty great flying lizard" punctured his lilo.
+'''"Dodgy" Dirk''' was a [[Muggle]] who lived in [[Ilfracombe]]. He witnessed the [[Ilfracombe Incident]] in [[1930s|1932]], when a [[Common Welsh Green]] [[dragon]] descended upon a crowded beach, but somehow managed to avoid the mass [[Memory Charm]] subsequently placed on most Muggle observers. For at least forty years afterward, "Dodgy" Dirk frequented bars along the south coast of [[England]], talking about the day a ''"dirty great flying lizard"'' poked a hole in his [[Wikipedia:Air mattress|lilo]]. [[Blenheim Stalk]] mentioned this in his [[1972]] book ''[[Muggles Who Notice]]''.
 ==Appearances==
-*''[[Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (real)|Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them]]''
+*''[[Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (real)|Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them]]'' {{1st}}
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