- "'So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating —'
'Jordan!' growled Professor McGonagall"
- —Card description
The Biased Commentary spell card is the thirty-fourth card of the Diagon Alley Expansion of the Harry Potter Trading Card Game.
The illustration on the card was made by Chris Seaman, and it depicts Minerva McGonagall trying to take the microphone away from Lee Jordan as he does the Quidditch commentary.