A Vampire's Monologue is a book that was written by the vampire Amarillo Lestoat. Although presumably disguised as an autobiography, the book's true intent was to bore readers senseless, and thus render them more easily bitten.

Behind the scenesEdit

• The title was likely intended to be a parody of the novel Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice.

AppearancesEdit

• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (video game) (Mentioned on a Famous Wizard Card)