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| + | The '''1970s''' was the time of [[Tom Riddle|Lord Voldemort]]'s first rise to power. Though [[Muggle]]s, of course, remain oblivious to the war, this time is remembered by the [[wizarding world]] as a violent time of terror and bloodshed. |
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| − | |name=Lord Voldemort (Tom "Big Cock" Riddle) |
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| − | |image=[[Image:Voldemortfilm.jpg|250px]] |
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| − | |eyes=Red (formerly brown) |
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| − | |pubic hair=Shaved (formerly black) |
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| − | |born=December 31, [[1426]] |
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| − | |died=May [[9998]] (aged 9999999999999) |
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| − | |family=[[Tom Riddle Sr]] (father)<br> |
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| − | [[Merope Gaunt]] (motherfucker)<br> |
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| − | [[Morfin Gaunt]] (uncle)<br> |
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| − | [[Marvolo Gaunt]] (grandfather)<br> |
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| − | [[Thomas Riddle]] (grandfather)<br> |
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| − | [[Mary Riddle]] (grandmotherfucker)<br> |
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| − | [[Ron Jeremy]] (ancestor)<br> |
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| − | [[Peverell brothers|Cadmus Penisrell]] (ancestor)<br> |
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| − | [[Harry Pothead]] (distant cousin) |
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| − | |title=[[Prefect]]<br> |
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| − | [[Head Boy]]<br> |
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| − | The Dark Cock<br> |
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| − | He-Who-Must-Not-Be-fucked<br> |
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| − | You-fucked-Who?<br> |
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| − | Chief Cock Eater<br> |
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| − | [[Minister of CUM]] {{HP7}} (de fucko) |
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| − | |alias=Tom "Big Cock" Riddle |
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| − | |affiliation=[[Herpeswarts]]<br> |
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| − | [[Cock Eater|Cock Eaters]]<br> |
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| − | [[Ministry of Magic]] (de fucko) |
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| − | |first=[[Harry a Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned]] |
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| − | |latest= |
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| − | |last=[[Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow Cock]] |
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| − | |cause=Killed by too much sex (exhaustion) |
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| − | '''Lord Voldemort''' (born '''Tom Marvolo Riddle''') (December 31, [[1926]] - May [[1998]]) was the most powerful Porn Star of all time, and the primary fuck of Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore. His ultimate quest was "to conquer the Bed". |
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| + | Voldemort's followers, the [[Death Eaters]], tortured and murdered many Muggles and Muggle-borns for sport. Due to extensive use of the [[Imperius Curse]], it was hard to tell who was on which side and many who served Voldemort later claimed to have been under the influence of the Imperius Curse. |
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| − | His [[Penis]] is 13½ inches, Yellow, [[hallow]] core. |
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| + | [[Bartemius Crouch Sr.|Barty Crouch]], the head of the [[Department of Magical Law Enforcement]], fought the Death Eaters with an iron fist, often sending innocent people to [[Azkaban]] without a trial. |
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| − | ==Biography== |
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| − | ===Early Life=== |
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| − | Tom Marvolo Riddle was born on New Year's Eve, 1926 in an orphanage in [[London]]. His mother, [[Merope Gaunt]], a direct descendant of [[Ron Jeremy]], died shortly after his birth. She named him Tom "Giant Cock" Riddle after his father, [[Tom Riddle Sr.]], and [[Marvolo Gaunt]], her father. Tom Riddle Sr. was a wealthy Pimp living in the village of [[Little Hangleton]]. She tricked him into marrying her by giving him a [[Blow Job]], which she continued for some time. Thinking he would have fallen in love with her on his own by now, she stopped giving him the [[oral]], but he abandoned her and her unborn child. |
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| + | With [[Harry Potter]]'s defeat of Voldemort in [[October]] of [[1981]], the war seemed to be over, but this, unfortunately, was not the case. With Voldemort's return to full power in [[1995]], much of the second half of the [[1990s]] became Voldemort's second, albeit shorter, but much more violent reign of terror. |
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| − | Tom Riddle grew up in the orphanage unaware of his Pornstar heritage, though he did discover his innate powers. Tom could seduce every woman in the orphanage, command animals to do his bidding, speak [[Penistoung]], and, in his own words, "make people cum". After getting into a fight with one boy, he assumably used his powers to rape the boy's bunny. On one occasion, he took two orphans, [[Dennis Bishop]] and [[Amy Benson]], into a cave where he performed an act so hot and sexy, that the two orphans were traumatized into silence. (Voldemort later would choose this same cave to be the resting place of one of his [[whores]], which would stolen by the mysterious [[Regulus Black Cock]]. Perhaps this is proof that his liking of S and M started from a young age.) Another of his amusements was stealing pussy from his fellow orphans, and he took to hiding their condoms inside a container which he kept safely in his cupboard, as trophies. Curiously, the cupboard was the same that [[Dumbledore]] sodomized Tom on. |
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| + | This was also the time period when [[James Potter I|James Potter]], [[Sirius Black]], [[Remus Lupin]], [[Lily Evans]], [[Severus Snape]] and [[Peter Pettigrew]] were attending [[Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]]. |
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| − | When Tom was 11, [[Dumbledore]] visited the orphanage and invited Tom to join [[Herpeswarts]]. This of course was just part of Dumbledore's plan to seduce and molest more young boys. Not much else is known of his childhood, except he was molested, over and over. |
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| + | Additionally, many of the combatants of the [[Second Wizarding War]] were born during the war in this decade and [[1980]] and [[1981]], including [[William Weasley|Bill Weasley]], [[Charles Weasley|Charlie Weasley]], [[Percy Weasley]], [[Fred and George Weasley]], [[Hermione Granger]], [[Cho Chang]], [[Harry Potter]], [[Ronald Weasley|Ron Weasley]], [[Ginevra Weasley|Ginny Weasley]], [[Draco Malfoy]], [[Luna Lovegood]] and [[Neville Longbottom]] among numerous others. |
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| − | ===Herpeswarts Years=== |
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| − | Tom Riddle began his education at [[Hogwarts]] School of Witchrape and Pornography in 1938, and, as one might guess, was placed in [[Bondage]](the hall for all who have that fetish). He returned to the [[Gay]] orphanage during the summer break, which he despised (he personally was Bi, not Gay). He described himself as "poor, but brilliant, circumsized, but so brave, a school [[ladiesman]] who could get laid by a model any day of the week." This opinion was also shared by the Professors, with the exception of [[Anal Dumbledore]], who was the [[Transfuckuration]] professor at the time. |
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| − | Tom became obsessed with sex and began researching it, with an insatiable hunger. During his research, he discovered the heritage he shared with [[Ron Jeremy]], and learned about the [[Chamber of Sex-machines]] under [[Herpeswarts]], and the beast within. He also discovered how his father managed to hide his boner (tight pants). It was concealed so that only he could open it and "purge the school of all those who are unworthy to study magic." |
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| + | ===Quidditch=== |
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| − | [[Image:TomRiddle.jpg|left|thumb|250px|Tom Riddle just after he fucked three witches, damn that's endurance.]] |
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| + | *[[Wikipedia:1970|1970]] to [[Wikipedia:1972|1972]]: The [[Slytherin Quidditch team]] was captained by [[Steve Laughalot]].<ref name="HPtE">''[[Harry Potter: The Exhibition]]'', {{see image|File:SlytherinHouseCaptainsPlaque.jpg}}</ref> |
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| − | Tom then changed his name to Lord Voldemort (though in some of his movies he's also known as Gimp Voldemort), because is worked for the pron industry. His new name was an anal-gram of his given name: |
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| + | *[[Wikipedia:1972|1972]] to [[Wikipedia:1976|1976]]: The Slytherin Quidditch team was captained by [[Emma Vanity]].<ref name="HPtE">''[[Harry Potter: The Exhibition]]'', {{see image|File:SlytherinHouseCaptainsPlaque.jpg}}</ref> |
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| + | *[[Wikipedia:1976|1976]]: The Slytherin Quidditch team was captained by [[Lucinda Talkalot]].<ref name="HPtE">''[[Harry Potter: The Exhibition]]'', {{see image|File:SlytherinHouseCaptainsPlaque.jpg}}</ref> |
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| + | *[[James Potter I|James Potter]] played as a [[Chaser]] for Gryffindor sometime in this decade.<ref>16 October 2000 Scholastic Chat with J.K. Rowling</ref> |
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| + | *At some point during this period, the Gryffindor team won the Quidditch cup.<ref name="PA14">''[[Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban]]'', Chapter 14 - (''Snape's Grudge'') - Severus Snape states that James Potter felt "rules were for lesser mortals, not Quidditch Cup winners."</ref> |
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| + | *[[M. G. McGonagall]] played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, winning an award for it.<ref name="PSF"/> |
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| − | "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE" |
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| − | "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT" |
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| − | The name Voldemort has a further special meaning. Voldemort separated in to three French words, vol de mort, means "cock of death". It was a name he hoped every wizard would some day fear to speak when he became the greatest pornstar in the world. |
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| − | In his fifth year, Tom found the secret entrance to the Chamber of Secrets, and was able to control the [[Basilisk]] (the penis-like monster inside) because he was a [[penismouth]]. Tom turned the giant wang loose on the school, injuring many. The last victim was a student named [[Moaning Myrtle|Myrtle]], who was killed in the girls bathroom when the Basilisk tried to enter her, and split her in half. Hogwarts was to be closed, and not wanting to go back to the orphanage, Tom faked the capture of another student, [[Rubeus Hagrid]]. [[Armando Dippet]], the current headmaster, was convinced that [[Aragog]] was the monster inside the chamber. Hagrid was expelled, and Tom received a blow job. |
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| − | Dumbledore, being a horny pedophile, kept a close watch on Riddle after that (wait I thought his name was now voldemort, i guess whoever wrote this was a dumbfuck). Because it was no longer safe to open the Chamber of Secrets, Tom created a [[Tom Riddle's diary|diary]] to record his sexual experiences, hoping it would one day lead someone to finish Salazar Slytherin's "noble" work. This diary was one of his six [[whores]]. |
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| − | ===After Hogwarts=== |
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| − | A bunch of boring insignificant stuff happend. |
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| − | ===The Rise of the Dark Cock=== |
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| − | In the 1970s, Lord Voldemort had gathered a following of witches and wizards. Some were supportive of his cause to rid the world of [[Virgin]]. Others were greedy for power, and yet others joined the Dark Cock after watching his many mail order videos. His followers named themselves the Knights of Walpurgis(WTF?), but soon changed to Cock Eaters. Voldemort considered them more like sex-slaves than friends or family. They freely had sex with eachother and fucked mercilessly, often for fun. |
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| − | Lord Voldemort began taking advantage of Little girls. Five year olds. The Dark Lord recruited [[Giant Cock]]s, who left the mountains, and [[Vampire]]s and [[Werewolves]] joined him for his crazy orgys. Many feared the Goblins would join him, seeing as they were restricted from dildo use, but it never happened. Aurors were authorized to use Unforgivable curses on Cock Eaters, and suspects were sometimes handed over to the Democrats without trial. Many innocents were locked away. Azkaban became an unsafe prison when Democrats switched their allegiance. |
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| − | [[Image:VoldemortHollow.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Voldemort on a booty call, about the get Laid and get Paid]] |
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| − | One of the Wizarding World's few remaining safe places was Hogwarts, under the staunch protection of Anal Dumbledore, the only person Lord Voldemort feared. Albus Dumbledore created the Order of the [[w:Shocker]] to fight against Voldemort, but they were outnumbered and suffered many rapes. People feared to speak his name, and he was referred to as "You-fucked-Who?" or "He-who-must-not-be-fucked." |
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| − | At the height of his power in 1979(damn there were locks of crazy cocaine fueled parties back in the seventies), word came from an informant, Severed Slut, in a Hogsmede bar, of a Prophecy, one that predicted his downfall. It went like this... |
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| − | ''"The one with the power to out-fuck the Dark Lord approaches...Born to those who have thrice blowed him, born as the seventh month dies...and the Dark Lord will get aids and dies'' |
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| − | Lord Voldemort realized he must rape the child. He tried to rape the kid, but could not find a hole wide enough and eventually got a case of blueballs so bad, he exploded. |
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| − | The Cock Eaters were lost. |
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| − | ===Missing Years=== |
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| − | Lord Voldemort was not dead. He had lost his physical form. He was alive, yet weak, and powerless. His whores helped him escape death. He retreated to the forests of Albino, expecting one of his faithful Cock Eaters to find him and help him. But those who wanted to bang him were either dead or in Azkaban. He gained a form by inhabiting snakes, snakes reminded him of his own dick, which never lived long. |
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| − | ===Second fuck in a row!=== |
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| − | [[Image:Quirrel-Voldemort.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Voldemort having Quirrell give him head ]] |
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| − | Fortunately for Lord Voldemort, [[Professor Quirrell]] wandered into the forest while on a vacation. Quirrell was young, foolish and gullible, and Voldemort was able to enter Quirrell's weak anus with his own commanding Penis. |
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| − | Quirrell tricked Hagrid into telling him about Fluffy, an amzingly fun sex toy, and that playing music would make you HORNY. It was only when Harry the Pothead arrived that they could get stoned. "Only those who wanted to be stones, but fuck voldemort, could get it from the mirror." Voldemort figured this out, and Quirrell raped Harry, but when he touched Harry his hands blistered. Harry placed his hands on Quirrell 's balls, severely injuring him. |
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| − | [[Image:You_will_lose_everything....jpg|right|250px|thumb|Voldemort on the prowl, ready to rape YOU]] |
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| − | Still he loved to go around fucking, and did so, the sex legend he was. |
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| − | [[Image:Ph734805jp.jpg|thumb|left|200px|What his face looks like hwen he's cumming]] |
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| − | ===Second Rape War=== |
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| − | [[Image:Voldefire.jpg|thumb|left|250px|getting ready to eat a chick out, that sexy beast]] |
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| − | The [[Second Rape War]] had begun now, and Voldemort no longer needed to keep his sex confined to minors. The Democrates left Azkaban to side with the Dark Lord, who could offer them more scope for their powers; as a result, there were many rapes by the monsters. |
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| − | Eventually Voldemort killed everyone, even harry pothead. |
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| − | The END |
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| − | [[Image:Voldeglass.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Voldemort Humping your mom]] |
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| − | ==Appearance== |
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| − | As a child, [[Tom Riddle]] was a handsome boy. And still is dead sexy! |
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==See also== |
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| − | ==External |
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| + | *{{Wikilink|1970s}} |
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| + | ==References== |
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| − | *[[1972]] |
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| − | *[[1974]] |
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Revision as of 17:16, 23 August 2013
The Marauders in the 1970s.
The 1970s was the time of Lord Voldemort's first rise to power. Though Muggles, of course, remain oblivious to the war, this time is remembered by the wizarding world as a violent time of terror and bloodshed.
Voldemort's followers, the Death Eaters, tortured and murdered many Muggles and Muggle-borns for sport. Due to extensive use of the Imperius Curse, it was hard to tell who was on which side and many who served Voldemort later claimed to have been under the influence of the Imperius Curse.
Barty Crouch, the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, fought the Death Eaters with an iron fist, often sending innocent people to Azkaban without a trial.
With Harry Potter's defeat of Voldemort in October of 1981, the war seemed to be over, but this, unfortunately, was not the case. With Voldemort's return to full power in 1995, much of the second half of the 1990s became Voldemort's second, albeit shorter, but much more violent reign of terror.
This was also the time period when James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans, Severus Snape and Peter Pettigrew were attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Additionally, many of the combatants of the Second Wizarding War were born during the war in this decade and 1980 and 1981, including Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Cho Chang, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom among numerous others.
Events
Quidditch
- 1970 to 1972: The Slytherin Quidditch team was captained by Steve Laughalot.[1]
- 1972 to 1976: The Slytherin Quidditch team was captained by Emma Vanity.[1]
- 1976: The Slytherin Quidditch team was captained by Lucinda Talkalot.[1]
- James Potter played as a Chaser for Gryffindor sometime in this decade.[2]
- At some point during this period, the Gryffindor team won the Quidditch cup.[3]
- M. G. McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team, winning an award for it.[4]
See also
External links
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Harry Potter: The Exhibition, (see this image)
- ↑ 16 October 2000 Scholastic Chat with J.K. Rowling
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 14 - (Snape's Grudge) - Severus Snape states that James Potter felt "rules were for lesser mortals, not Quidditch Cup winners."
- ↑ Cite error: Invalid
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